
Travel Books
Commandments Series
Chat With the Cat — A Year in Cyprus
Sunburn, bureaucracy, and an army of judgmental cats.
A “quick reset” turns into a full-scale Mediterranean survival course as Sebastian battles melting halloumi, Byzantine paperwork, and the national religion of siga siga. A warm, chaotic, laugh-out-loud memoir of an island that refuses to hurry for anyone.
Dostoyevsky Hangover Moscow
Cold, suspicious, and aggressively unforgettable.
Moscow greets him with ghost metros, collapsing apartments, babushka law, and a bureaucracy so complex it feels alive. A darkly funny survival manual for outlasting both Russian winters and one’s own sanity.

Long Live the King London
Rain, royalty, ghosts, fish & chips, and tea at The Ritz.
London doesn’t welcome him; it recruits him. From Kensington whispers to Borough Market battles, Tube purgatory, royal grief, and martinis shaken under history’s weight, this is a knightly guide to surviving the modern kingdom.

You Don't Die in Monaco
One helicopter ride, one tuxedo, zero dignity left.
Fresh from Cyprus, Sebastian crash-lands in the world’s most expensive shoebox: Monaco. Between billionaire landladies, roulette-wheel philosophy, and clothes that cost more than his rent, he discovers glamour is mostly paperwork disguised as champagne.
I ❤️ New York
Bagels, rats, rent, and redemption.
New York devours him and somehow teaches him to digest life back. From subway disasters to legal-drama sons to nights that end with either pizza or epiphanies, this is the city that tests you, breaks you, and then hands you a slice as consolation.

Stockholm Syndrome
Silence, fika, snow, and perfectly aligned socks.
Returning to Sweden reveals a nation powered by coffee, queuing etiquette, emotional restraint, and cardamom. A loving roast of his homeland where nothing is too much, too loud, or too warm — on purpose.






